Updated April 18, 2026

Roast My Website

Your website gets judged. Harshly. Then you get specific fixes you can ship today.

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How does it work?

You built a website. You think it's pretty good. Your designer agrees. Your mom loves it. But nobody's converting — and nobody will tell you why.

That's what a roast is for. Paste your URL and our AI does what your polite colleagues won't: it tells you exactly what's wrong. Not "consider improving your CTA" — more like "your call-to-action is buried below 800 pixels of stock photography and says 'Learn More,' which tells visitors nothing."

The roast evaluates your site across 8 conversion dimensions — first impression & hero, copy & messaging, call-to-action, trust & social proof, visual design, page structure & flow, technical & SEO, and differentiation. Each dimension gets a score. You get an overall rating out of 100. And you get the specific fixes that will actually move the needle.

How the roast works

When you submit a URL, three things happen simultaneously. We capture a high-resolution screenshot of your page — the AI literally sees your site the way a visitor does. We extract your full page content: headlines, buttons, testimonials, meta tags, structured data. And we pull real-time Google PageSpeed data including Core Web Vitals.

All three inputs feed into an analysis modeled on how senior conversion consultants evaluate pages — scoring visual design, content strategy, and performance data simultaneously. A roast takes about 60 seconds and costs nothing for your first few pages.

Why "roast" instead of "audit"?

Because audits are boring and people ignore them. A roast is memorable. When the AI tells you your first impression fails the five-second test because your headline is "Welcome to Our Website," you remember that. You fix it. Across thousands of pages analyzed, the median score is 44/100. Most sites have the same handful of problems — and they're not the problems you'd expect. The biggest gaps are strategic, not technical.

Your page speed might be fine. Your copy is probably the problem. That's what a roast finds.

What the roast tears apart

Your hero and copy account for 40% of conversions. Most pages nail neither.

AI vision roast

The AI screenshots your site and evaluates it visually — layout, hierarchy, whitespace, and whether your CTA is actually visible.

Copy teardown

Your headline, subhead, body copy, and button text get evaluated for clarity, specificity, and persuasion. No hand-waving.

Trust signal audit

Testimonials, logos, case studies, security badges — do you have them, and are they placed where they matter?

PageSpeed reality check

Real Google Lighthouse data — LCP, CLS, FCP, INP. Not estimates. Your actual numbers from Google's engine.

Scored out of 100

A weighted score across all 8 dimensions so you know exactly where you stand and what to fix first.

Specific fix list

Not 'improve your messaging.' More like 'rewrite your H1 from feature-speak to outcome-speak.' Fixes you can ship today.

Sample insight

"Your hero section is a stock photo graveyard."

The first thing visitors see is a generic handshake photo, a headline that says 'Innovative Solutions for Modern Businesses,' and a CTA that says 'Learn More.' That's three conversion killers in one viewport. Replace the stock photo with a product screenshot, rewrite the headline to state what you actually do, and change 'Learn More' to a specific action.

Common questions

What exactly does 'roast my website' mean?

It means submitting your site for a brutally honest AI analysis. The AI evaluates your page across 8 conversion dimensions — hero, copy, CTA, trust, design, structure, technical/SEO, and differentiation — and tells you exactly what's working and what isn't. Think of it as the feedback your team is too polite to give you.

Is this actually useful or just entertainment?

Both. The roast format is memorable, but the analysis underneath is serious. It's the same evaluation methodology used by senior CRO consultants, powered by AI that can see your screenshots and read your content simultaneously. Users consistently report the findings match or exceed what they'd get from a paid audit.

How harsh is the roast?

Direct and specific, not mean-spirited. The AI tells you your headline is vague, your CTA is buried, or your trust signals are missing — with concrete fixes for each issue. It's the kind of feedback that stings for a second and saves you months of underperformance.

Does it work on any website, not just landing pages?

Yes. Homepages, product pages, pricing pages, about pages — any publicly accessible URL. The 8-dimension framework applies to any page where you want visitors to take action.

How many roasts do I get for free?

3 roasts free with no signup. Create a free account for 3 more. After that, roast packs start at $40 for 8 roasts ($5 each).

Can I roast competitor websites?

Absolutely. Any public URL works. Roasting competitors is one of the best use cases — you can see how your site compares across all 8 dimensions and steal what's working.

How is this different from Google PageSpeed Insights?

PageSpeed measures technical performance only. A roast includes your PageSpeed data but also evaluates your messaging, design, CTA effectiveness, trust signals, and overall conversion strategy. Speed is one of 8 dimensions — and rarely the most important one.

Does the roast cover mobile?

Yes. The analysis captures both desktop and mobile viewports. PageSpeed data is measured on mobile by default, and the AI evaluates responsive design and mobile-specific conversion patterns.

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